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T-shirts! Get your t-shirts!

I bought like 10 t-shirts in the past month. They make my boobs look good BUT I also feel so enclosed. I’m a skip and two hops away from ruffles.

I also have this stress rash on my arm. The itchy flesh calls to the depths of my soul.

Every day I fight. Every day it calls.

Typing this out has awoken it…must…resist…the pleasures and delights of scratching.

Really though, it’s annoying and gross and hot.

I wonder why I’m single.

And I wonder why I have so many readers.

Meep.

The Prince of Darkness, Dagol devouring human limbs
Credit: Wellcome Library, London. Wellcome Images
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